When You've Come Face-to-face With The Dark

I Wear A Name Tag To Help People Find Me. It Saves Time When You're Dealing With Idiots.

...i Just Pulled A Pretty Big Job And Needed To Hide Out For Awhile." "...where's All The Loot?" "that, As My Cousin Nord Would Say, Is Where My Improvised Lie Falls Apart." Artemis Put Two And Two Together And Arrived At A Very Unpleasant Four. "you Were Here To Rob Me!" "no, I Wasn't. How Dare You?!

Artemis Fowl Grinned Right Back At Him And Pointed His Index Finger To The Sky... From The Tip Of This Finger Sprang A Small Blue Spark That Exploded Like A Tiny Firework. “i Know Magic Can Be Stolen,” Said Artemis. “because I Stole Some Myself.

No Matter What Dimension You're In, There's A Big-headed Male Trying To Take Over The World.

Sometimes Plans Don't Translate Smoothly From Paper To Real Life.