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I Never Tell Anyone Exactly How Clever I Am. They Would Be Too Scared.
-Eoin Colfer
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I Never Tell Anyone Exactly How Clever
Eoin Colfer
I Never Tell Anyone Exactly How Clever I Am. They Would Be Too Scared.
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