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I've Really Hung In There With My Blackberry. The Main Reason I Like It Better Than An Iphone Is That I Can Type Better. I Saw Rachel Zoe Using A White One And I Was Jealous. The Risk, Of Course, Is That It Could Look Like A Lady Bic. I've Just Learned To Own It Though.

I'm An Nra-certified Expert Rifleman.

Sometimes The Name Is Funnier Than The Game Itself.

Like When I Host A Party. I Hope My Guests Get Along. But If Not, How Interesting!

I'm Happy To Be Everybody's Gay Best Friend.