Sometimes The Name Is Funnier Than The

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

Fame Does Different Things To Different People. For Some People It Makes Them A Better Person.

Like When I Host A Party. I Hope My Guests Get Along. But If Not, How Interesting!

If You Look At My Life Before I Went Into Television, The Struggle I Went Through Coming Out Would Be Surprising To Most People, Given How Comfortable And How Out I Am Being The Only Late-night Gay Talk-show Host.

I Ran Into Woody Allen Shooting A Movie On My Block. I Can't Believe This Is My Life!