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I Enjoy Sports, And Love Being Involved In Any Outdoor Sport From Volleyball To Softball. I'm Not Being Immodest When I Say I'm A Natural Athlete.

I Don't Know Which I Like Best. I Love The Applause On The Stage. But Pictures Are So Fascinating - You Reach Many Millions Through Them. And You Make More Money Too.

Sure, Jets Are Fast And Economical, But, Oh My, What Fun We've Lost And What Leisure We've Sacrificed In The Race To Efficiency. Somehow, Stepping Onto A Plane And Zooming Across The United States In A Matter Of Hours Doesn't Hold A Candle To The Dear, Old-fashioned Train Ride.

The Fun, Joy, And Humor Dry Up In A Relationship When One Of The Partners Is Swimming In Gin. To My Way Of Thinking, It Is Selfishness Personified To See Life Through The Bottom Of A Liquor Bottle.

Girls Can Do Everything Men Can Do...just Backwards And In Heels