When You Visualize The Recent Past, Do

A Crumb Is A Great Thing: If You Break A Crumb In Half, You Don't Get Two Half-crumbs, You Get Two Crumbs. Doesn't That Violate Some Law Of Physics?

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.

As Powerful As Anyone May Claim God To Be, Somehow He Always Needs Money.

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.