When You Realize You're Alive, You Can

A Guy Friend And I Went To California Pizza Kitchen, And A Group Of Pretty Girls Came Over To Us And Said, 'you Guys Are Gay, Right?

I Just Want To Be Healthy And Happy. I Don't Want To Hurt Anybody Or Make Them Mad. If That's A Philosophy Then That's My Philosophy.

I Never Have Actually Had A Girl Who's Made Me Laugh Before.

To All The Girls Out There Who Think Being Funny Is Not Sexy, You Are Wrong!

Sophomore Year, I Got Hit In The Stomach Playing Football, And I Was Out Of School For Four Months. I Was In The Hospital For Two And Then Out Of School For Two.