When You Realize You're Alive, You Can

When You Realize You're Alive, You Can Live Life!

I Had My Two Front Teeth Knocked Out By A Sixth Grader In First Grade.

A Guy Friend And I Went To California Pizza Kitchen, And A Group Of Pretty Girls Came Over To Us And Said, 'you Guys Are Gay, Right?

I Idolize My Father. I Mean, He Has Worked So Hard In His Life.

To All The Girls Out There Who Think Being Funny Is Not Sexy, You Are Wrong!