When You Lose The Power To Laugh,

All Motion Is Relative. Maybe It's You Who've Moved Away By Standing Still.

Progress Has Never Been A Bargain. You Have To Pay For It. Sometimes I Think There's A Man Who Sits Behind A Counter And Says, "all Right, You Can Have A Telephone But You Lose Privacy And The Charm Of Distance. Madam, You May Vote But At A Price. You Lose The Right To Retreat Behind The Powder Puff Or Your Petticoat. Mister, You May Conquer The Air But The Birds Will Lose Their Wonder And The Clouds Will Smell Of Gasoline."

A Neurotic Is A Man Who Builds A Castle In The Air. A Psychotic Is The Man Who Lives In It. A Psychiatrist Is The Man Who Collects The Rent.

Our Only Competition In The Theater Is Boredom, Because If I'm Bored With A Play, If I'm Revolted By A Play On Stage, With The Broadway Prices, Especially Today, I'm Going To Walk Out And Not Come Back And Pay That Price Again.

Cynical? Thats My Fascination. I Do Hateful Things, For Which People Love Me, And Lovable Things For Which They Hate Me. I Am A Friend Of Enemies, The Enemy Of Friends; I Am Admired For My Detestability. I Am Both Poles And The Equator, With No Temperate Zones Between.