When You Lose The Power To Laugh,

Thou Shalt Not Steal The Shekels Of Thine Audience With A Play Which Doth Not Let Them Know What The Hell Goeth On.

An Idea Is A Greater Monument Than A Cathedral. And The Advance Of Man's Knowledge Is More Of A Miracle Than Any Sticks Turned To Snakes, Or The Parting Of Waters!

Don't Have Any Opinions. They're Bad For Business.

If You're Going To Make A Musical, Don't Cartoon It From The Play. Make It Better Than The Play. Have A Reason For Making It Sing.

Cynical? Thats My Fascination. I Do Hateful Things, For Which People Love Me, And Lovable Things For Which They Hate Me. I Am A Friend Of Enemies, The Enemy Of Friends; I Am Admired For My Detestability. I Am Both Poles And The Equator, With No Temperate Zones Between.