When You Lose The Power To Laugh,

Don't Have Any Opinions. They're Bad For Business.

Thou Shalt Not Steal The Shekels Of Thine Audience With A Play Which Doth Not Let Them Know What The Hell Goeth On.

Progress Has Never Been A Bargain. You Have To Pay For It. Sometimes I Think There's A Man Who Sits Behind A Counter And Says, "all Right, You Can Have A Telephone But You Lose Privacy And The Charm Of Distance. Madam, You May Vote But At A Price. You Lose The Right To Retreat Behind The Powder Puff Or Your Petticoat. Mister, You May Conquer The Air But The Birds Will Lose Their Wonder And The Clouds Will Smell Of Gasoline."

A Neurotic Is A Man Who Builds A Castle In The Air. A Psychotic Is The Man Who Lives In It. A Psychiatrist Is The Man Who Collects The Rent.

All Experience Helps When You Write.