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It's A Bit Difficult To Get Hippies Organized Into Anything, But I Think If They Get Annoyed Enough With The Stuff That's Going Down, They're Capable Of Showing Up. So Anything They Consider Important, They'll Be There.

Without Alcohol I'd Be Richer By Two Million Dollars That Went To Pay Lawyer's Fees.

In Germany I Ingested The Entire Contents Of The Hotel Mini-bar Before A Show And Stuck My Fingers In This Guy's Nostrils Because I Thought They Would Fit.

Anyone Who's 71 Years Old Would Look Ridiculous Singing Rock.

No Matter How Big Or Soft Or Warm Your Bed Is, You Still Have To Get Out Of It.