Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone Hands You

There Are Different Parts Of Us. You Want To Feel Safe But You Want To Also Feel Challenged.

I Think Stand-up Comedy Is This - It's This Kind Of Indulgence And Narcissism.

Gyms Are Always Packed. The Only Machine Available Is The One That Simulates The Gynecological Exam. You Know, The Sharon Stone Machine.

I Don't Think Comedians Make An Active Decision To Be A Certain "persona." Comedians Write The Way They're Going To Write.

When Our Bed Is Made, It's Covered In 40 Pillows-like We're Stockpiling Ammo For The Global Pillow Fight.