When You Have Been Killed As Many

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.

Criticism Should Be Done By Critics, And A Critic Should Have Some Training And Some Love Of The Medium He Is Discussing. But These Days, Gossip-columnist Training Seems To Be Enough Qualification. I Suppose An Ability To Stand On Your Feet Through Interminable Cocktail Parties And Swig Interminable Gins In Between Devouring Masses Of Fried Prawns May Just Possibly Help You To Understand And Appreciate What A Director Is Getting At, But For The Life Of Me I Can't See How.

There Is No Me. I Do Not Exist. There Used To Be A Me But I Had It Surgically Removed.

You Have To Live Before You Die, Or You'll Die Before You Live.

I Feel Ghostly Unreal Until I Become Somebody Else Again On The Screen.