When You Don't Understand, It's Sometimes Easier

There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

Where You're From Only Matters In Relation To Where You Are.

What Advertising Dum-dum Signed Up Ilie Nastase To Sell A Resort?! Who'd Want To Go Where He's At?

There's No Way To Move Without Making Waves.

Listening To Advice Often Accomplishes Far More Than Heeding It.