Any Marriage That Survives A Big Wedding

The Palm Is A Joint For Sadists To Entertain Masochists.

A Bore Is Someone Who Persists In Holding His Own Views After We Have Enlightened Him With Ours.

You Have To Come Up In The World Before It's Worthwhile For Those Worth Less To Put You Down.

You Can't Fool The Mirror-what You See Is What You Are.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?