When You Are Satisfied, You Are Successful.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

The Older We Get, The Fewer Things Seem Worth Waiting In Line For.

There Is Not A Better Day In The World To Be Spent Than With A Lot Of Wise Old Cowmen Around Barbecued Beef, Black Coffee And Good "free Holy" Beans.

Say Did You Read In The Papers About A Bunch Of Women Up In British Columbia As A Protest Against High Taxes, Sit Out In The Open Naked, And They Wouldent Put Their Clothes On? The Authorities Finally Turned A Sprayer That You Use On Trees, On 'em. That May Lead Into Quite A Thing. Woman Comes Into The Tax Office Nude, Saying I Won't Pay. Well They Can't Search Her And Get Anything. It Sounds Great. How Far Is It To British Columbia?

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.