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Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages. There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste. Every Time We See A Bridegroom We Wonder Why She Ever Picked Him, And It's The Same With Public Officials.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

People Learn More From Observation That They Do From Conversation.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.