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Your Date Will Not Be Impressed By You Throwing Up On Her Brand-new Shoes, As You Spout Poetic Babblings That Are Meaningful Only To You.

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.

When You Are A Rock Star In Front Of 20,000 People, You Receive Instant Gratification. A Rock Star On Tour Is A King In His Domain.

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.

I Hope The Guy Who Came Up With The Phrase 'sex, Drugs And Rock 'n' Roll' Rots In Hell, I'd Like To Change It So It Makes More Sense: 'sex Death And Rock 'n' Roll'