When You Advertise Fire Extinguishers, Open With

At 60 Miles An Hour The Loudest Noise In This Rolls-royce Comes From The Electric Clock.

Many People - And I Think I Am One Of Them - Are More Productive When They've Had A Little To Drink. I Find If I Drink Two Or Three Brandies, I'm Far Better Able To Write.

Never Use Jargon Words Like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They Are Hallmarks Of A Pretentious Ass.

The Mission Of A Great School Is Not To Cram You With Facts So That You Can Regurgitate Them...this Gives Many Boys Such A Distaste For Learning That They Never Read Another Book As Long As They Live. No, The Mission Is To Inspire You With A Taste For Scholarship - A Taste Which Will Last You All Your Life.

Set Exorbitant Standards, And Give Your People Hell When They Don't Live Up To Them. There Is Nothing So Demoralizing As A Boss Who Tolerates Second Rate Work.