When Things Are Bad, It's The Best

If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

Marijuana Brownies Are Amazing. Very Simple To Make, Too. Just Get Some Duncan Hines Brownie Mix And Cook The Weed Right In There. Drop It Right In With The Butter. I Don't Know Who Came Up With This Idea First, But It's Sheer Genius.

I Never Realized I Could Love People As Much As I Do Now.

We Need To Get Better At Voting And Be A Voice For The People Who Do Not Have One.