When There Is Good News, And It

The Whole Town Looks As If It Had Been Left Out In The Rain Too Long And By Mistake.

I Was Raised By And Have Raised People Who Regard Telling One Story When Two Would Do As A Sign Someone Is Not Really Trying.

If Men Can Run The World, Why Can't They Stop Wearing Neckties? How Intelligent Is It To Start The Day By Tying A Little Noose Around Your Neck?

In Television The Product Is Not The Program; The Product Is The Audience And The Consumer Of That Product Is The Advertiser. The Advertiser Does Not 'buy' A News Program. He Buys An Audience.

I Have Always Felt That Laughter In The Face Of Reality Is Probably The Finest Sound There Is And Will Last Until The Day When The Game Is Called On Account Of Darkness. In This World, A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.