When The Praying Does No Good, Insurance

There Must Always Be Some Who Are Brighter And Some Who Are Stupider, The Latter Make Up For It By Being Better Workers.

There Are A Few Things That'll Move People To Pity, A Few, But The Trouble Is, When They've Been Used Several Times, They No Longer Work.

Whenever There Are Great Virtues, It's A Sure Sign Something's Wrong.

For The Villainy Of The World Is Great, And A Man Has To Run His Legs Off To Keep Them From Being Stolen Out Fom Underneath Him.

If Art Reflects Life, It Does So With Special Mirrors.