First The Pork Chops, Then Morality

You Don't Need To Pray To God Any More When There Are Storms In The Sky, But You Do Have To Be Insured.

What A Miserable Thing Life Is: You're In Clover; Only The Clover Isn't Good Enough.

A Theater Without Beer Is Just A Museum

Do Not Fear Death So Much But Rather The Inadequate Life.

Love Is The Desire To Give, Not To Receive, Something. Love Is The Art Of Producing Something With The Other's Talents.