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Sisters Are A Shield Against Life's Cruel Adversity.

There Are Worse Things Than Poverty, Though I Can't For The Moment Remember What They Are.

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry' Is A Aphorism Which Has Saved Many An English Spinster From Being Treated Like An Indian Widow.

Americans Relate All Effort, All Work, And All Of Life Itself To The Dollar. Their Talk Is Of Nothing But Dollars.

I Love Children, Especially When They Cry For Then Someone Takes Them Away.