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A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.

Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You Want To Meet Anyone Ever.

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.