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I Never Give Anyone Just One Congratulation. Congratulations Are Always Plural. They Are Similar To Grapes.

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.