When Telling A Story About How Wasted

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.

Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A Person Who Is In A Boat And Happens To Be Passing Under A Bridge At The Wrong Time.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.