When Someone Close To You Dies, Move

After A Gig I Always Head Back To The Hotel, Remembering Granny's Words Of Wisdom. I Cancel The Late-night Pizza And Watch The Jonathan Ross Show Instead.

I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want To Have Sex Before Marriage, I Was A Bit Uptight And Not Very Self-confident. I Was A Virgin Until I Was 26.

When You Eat A Lot Of Spicy Food, You Can Lose Your Taste. When I Was In India Last Summer, I Was Listening To A Lot Of Michael Bolton.

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

Viagra Has Instructions: 'keep Away From Children' - What Kind Of Man Do You Think I Am?