When Sages Commend Excess, Desire Is Sick.

The Psychiatrist's Office: The Only Place I Can Be Sure My Story Will Be Treated As Sad, But Interesting.

The Rich Are Happier Than We Are, And Should Be.

Realism Absorbs The Ideal By Adding A Few Small Imperfections. Example: It Paints A Few Specks Of Mud On The White Gown Of The Lady In The Garden.

I Am Plain-speaking Out Of Both Sides Of My Mouth.

Reversing A Proposition Rearranges Its Terms, But Still Keeps Out New Terms.