The Rich Are Happier Than We Are,

If You Corner Me, You Are Going To Hear Some Unwelcome Truths.

After Rejection - Misery, Then Thoughts Of Revenge, And Finally, Oh Well, Another Try Elsewhere.

Helplessness Is A Mighty Power.

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

The Magic Of Procedure: Do This After That And Thus Before So; Then Your Wish Will Be Granted.