When People Are Old Enough To Know

There Is No Stronger Craving In The World Than That Of The Rich For Titles, Except That Of The Titled For Riches.

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

Never Neglect An Opportunity To Play Leap-frog; It Is The Best Of All Games, And, Unlike The Terribly Serious And Conscientious Pastimes Of Modern Youth, Will Never Become Professionalized.

The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

An Author Should Be Delighted, Not Annoyed When He Hears Himself Persistently Misquoted. He Could Receive No Higher Compliment. It Proves That The World Has Frequent And Urgent Need Of His Thoughts And Will Rather Change The Manner In Which He Expresses Them Than Do Without The Things Expressed.