The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare;

Never Neglect An Opportunity To Play Leap-frog; It Is The Best Of All Games, And, Unlike The Terribly Serious And Conscientious Pastimes Of Modern Youth, Will Never Become Professionalized.

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

Misquotation Is, In Fact, The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned. A Widely- Read Man Never Quotes Accurately, For The Rather Obvious Reason That He Has Read Too Widely.

When People Are Old Enough To Know Better They Are Old Enough To Do Worse.

Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned.