When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found

Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund Of Pornographers Is A Mental Moonbeam.

It's Been My Policy To View The Internet Not As An 'information Highway,' But As An Electronic Asylum Filled With Babbling Loonies.

It's Unnatural For People To Run Around The City Streets Unless They Are Thieves Or Victims. It Makes People Nervous To See Someone Running. I Know That When I See Someone Running On My Street, My Instincts Tell Me To Let The Dog Go After Him.

It's Much Harder To Be A Liberal Than A Conservative. Why? Because It Is Easier To Give Someone The Finger Than A Helping Hand.

Newspapers, Magazines And Other Publications Have The Constitutional Right To Be Offensive, Even Disgusting. As Evidence Of That, Just Watch This Space Regularly.