When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found

In Attacking The Young, The Liberal, And The Black, Daley Was In The Mainstream Of America's Mass Prejudices. The Democratic Party May Have Suffered By His Actions, But Daley Came Out...even More Popular Than Before Because Bust Their Heads Was The Mood Of The Land And Daley Had Swung The Biggest Club.

Whether One Eats A Cat Or Not Is A Personal Choice, And I Don't Want To Sway Anyone One Way Or Another. But If You Do, There Is One Obvious Cooking Tip: Always Remember To Remove The Bell From The Cat's Collar Before Cooking.

For Some People, Being Free Means Being Free To Keep Their Feet On Someone Else's Chest.

The Subject Of Criminal Rehabilitation Was Debated Recently In City Hall. It's An Appropriate Place For This Kind Of Discussion Because The City Has Always Employed So Many Ex-cons And Future Cons.

When I Asked Him How Long He Had Been Driving A Taxi, He Said, Dree Mouse.