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I Don't Have To Write Jokes. I Don't Have To Write Insults. If You Ask The Man Of The Hour In The Hot Seat, My Mere Existence Is Clearly Insult Enough.

If You Want To Look At The State Of Humans, You Should Look At The State Of Animals First. People Are Choosing Whether Or Not They Can Feed An Animal And Their Family. And Every Shelter Coast-to-coast Is Stuffed.

Since I Never Get On A Scale, I Have No Idea How Much Weight I've Lost!

I Never Do The Dishes, Because My Husband Has An Affinity For It. And I'm Also Not Allowed To Touch The Coffeemaker.

I Had The Lunchbox That Cleared The Cafeteria. I Was Very Unpopular In The Early Grades. Because I Hung Out With My Grandfather, I Started To Bring My Lunchbox With Sardine Sandwiches And Calamari That I Would Eat Off My Fingers Like Rings. I Was Also Always Reeking Of Garlic.