When In Trouble, Mumble.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Before You Try Again, Stop To Figure Out What You Did Wrong.

Why Did God Give Me Two Ears And One Mouth? So That I Will Hear More And Talk Less.

Acting Is A Form Of Deception, And Actors Can Mesmerize Themselves Almost As Easily As An Audience.

I Learned That It Is The Weak Who Are Cruel, And That Gentleness Is To Be Expected Only From The Strong.

Satire Is Focused Bitterness.