When In Trouble, Mumble.

The Only Reason For Being A Professional Writer Is That You Can't Help It.

The Writer Wants To Be Understood Much More Than He Wants To Be Respected Or Praised Or Even Loved. And That, Perhaps, Is What Makes Him Different From Others.

We See Things As We Are, Not As They Are.

Satire Is Focused Bitterness.

Happiness, In The Ancient, Noble Sense, Means Self-fulfillment—and Is Given To Those Who Use To The Fullest Whatever Talents God … Bestowed Upon Them.