Satire Is Focused Bitterness.

Some Things Are So Unexpected That No One Is Prepared For Them.

I Learned That It Is The Weak Who Are Cruel, And That Gentleness Is To Be Expected Only From The Strong.

The Only Reason For Being A Professional Writer Is That You Can't Help It.

You Can Learn Much About Life From A Checker Game: Surrender One To Take Two; Don't Make Two Moves At One Time; Move Up, Not Down; And When You Reach The Top, You May Move As You Like.

Proverbs Often Contradict One Another, As Any Reader Soon Discovers. The Sagacity That Advises Us To Look Before We Leap Promptly Warns Us That If We Hesitate We Are Lost; That Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind.