When I'm Working, It's Great. When I'm

I Haven't Left The House Without A Packet Of Kleenex In My Back Pocket For As Long As I Can Remember. Whenever I Start Thinking I'm Incredibly Cool, The Packet Of Kleenex In My Back Pocket Brings Me Right Back Down To Earth.

When I'm Working, It's Great. When I'm Not Working, It's Great.

There's That Great Bill Hicks Line - The Comedian - Where He Says, "are You Proud To Be An American?" "i Don't Know. It's Just Where My Parents Had Sex."

Kindness Is Not About Instant Gratification. More Often, It's Akin To A Low-risk Investment That Appreciates Steadily Over Time.

Everyone Has Expectations. You Just Don't Want To Have Them Dashed, So You're Quiet About Them.