When I'm Driving The Highway By Myself

My Fans Are Very Forgiving. So Are My Wives And My Kids.

I Like Marijuana Because It Keeps Me From Killing People. And I Think There Are A Lot Of People Out There Who Are Just Like Me. The Reason It's Not Legal Is Because Most People Get Up In The Morning And Get High, Then Forget To Go Out And Vote For It.

A Lot Of Country Music Is Sad.

I Think Innately Knew That Music Draws People Together And That Good Music Is Liked By Almost Everybody.

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.