When I'm Buying Car Insurance I Ask

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

You Need An Audience To Help You Figure Out What's Working And What's Worth Putting On Your Album Or Your Special - Or Even Just What's Worth Touring With.

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.