When I'm Buying Car Insurance I Ask

The Problem With My Balloon Collection Is That People Always Think There's A Party. Settle Down. It's Not A Party. It's Just Balloons.

Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

When I'm Buying Car Insurance I Ask Myself, 'which Company Has The Most Annoying And Relentless Commercials?'

It Seems That Man's Greatest Natural Enemy Is The Target.