When I Work With Young People, I

A Victory? What Have We Won? We've Won A Rock In The Middle Of A Wasteland, On The Shores Of A Poisoned Sea.

Many Years Ago I Sent An Old, Beloved Jacket To A Cleaner, The Sycamore Cleaners. It Was A Leather Jacket Covered In Guinness And Blood And Marmalade, One Of Those Jobs... And It Came Back With A Little Note Pinned To It, And On The Note It Said, 'it Distresses Us To Return Work Which Is Not Perfect.' So That Will Do For Me. That Can Go On My Tombstone.

The Only Thing I've Ever Been Interested In Teaching Anyone In Life Is Cricket.

I Tell My Children To Avoid Theatre And Go Into Cinema And Tv.

I'm A Working Stiff, Baby, Just Like Everybody Else.