When I Was 8 Years Old, I

When I Was Little, My Mother Taught Me How To Use A Fork And Knife. The Trouble Is That Mother Forget To Teach Me How To Stop Using Them!

I've Played Everything But A Harp.

Putting A Little Time Aside For Clean Fun And Good Humor Is Very Necessary To Relieve The Tensions Of Our Time.

As For Those Grapefruit And Buttermilk Diets, I'll Take Roast Chicken And Dumplings.

I Did My Best, And God Did The Rest.