I Always Have The Best Of Everything.

Faith Is The Black Person's Federal Reserve System.

I've Played Everything But A Harp.

Why Should I Complain About Making $700 A Week Playing A Maid? If I Didn't, I'd Be Making $7 A Week Being One.

I Don't Belong On This Earth. I Always Feel Out Of Place - Like A Visitor.

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, And Eddie Cantor... Help Us Keep Our Balance.