I Always Have The Best Of Everything.

As For Those Grapefruit And Buttermilk Diets, I'll Take Roast Chicken And Dumplings.

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, And Eddie Cantor... Help Us Keep Our Balance.

When I Was Little, My Mother Taught Me How To Use A Fork And Knife. The Trouble Is That Mother Forget To Teach Me How To Stop Using Them!

The Entire Race Is Usually Judged By The Actions Of One Man Or Woman

I Did My Best, And God Did The Rest.