When I Was 5-years-old, I Knew Who

Anyone Who Tells You That They Know, They Just Know What Happens When You Die, I Promise You, You Dont. How Can I Be So Sure? Because I Dont Know And You Do Not Possess Mental Powers That I Do Not.

Hot Women Have To Stop Putting Long Paragraphs Of Text On Their Bodies. I Know You Think It's Sexy But One Thing That Men Never Think Is, "gee, You Know What Would Make This Sex Better? Having Something To Read."

[george W. Bush] Has Balls. And He's A Leader. Unfortunately His Balls And Leadership Are In The Service Of Shitty Ideas. We Need His Balls On Someone Who Thinks Right.

A Lot Of People Say They Are Dyslexic; Some Have To Realize That They Are Just Stupid.

The Electricity Is Back On In Baghdad. That Is A Very Climactic Moment In Any Country's Liberation, When The Lights Come Back On And You Get A Good Look At What You Looted.