In New York Now, They Have Harvey

Because Of The Republicans, I'm Not Ashamed Of Being An American. I'm Embarrassed!

People Say To Me All The Time, "i Get My News From Your Show." And That Isn't The Way They Should Get Their News. But The Choice Is Not Between Getting Their News The Right Way And Getting Their News From My Show. The Choice Is That They Won't Get Any At All Unless You Give It To Them In An Entertaining Package.

We've Been On A Long Break And I've Just Been Kicking Back, Doing Nothing. Like Our Government.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Come Out Against Gay Marriage. He Said Marriage Is A Sacred Union Between A Groupie And Any Number Of Body Builders.