When I Was With Andy Warhol, I

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

We're Phonies If We're Not Exactly Who We Are.

My Best Country Record Only Sold 200,000 Copies. I Didn't Have Enough Money For The Band And The Arrangements And The Costumes And All. I Had To Move Into Wider Fields.

Many Of My Friends Are Gay, Male And Female. I Don't Judge People. I Don't Care What People Do In Their Bedrooms And People Shouldn't Care What I Do In Mine.

A Baby, A Real Live Baby Was The Craziest Thing A Fan Has Sent. Someone Left A Baby On Our Front Doorstep With A Note That They Wanted Us To Raise It. Of Course, We Contacted The Authorities And They Took Care Of The Baby.