When I Was In Vegas Women Were

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.