When I Was In Vegas Women Were

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.