When I Was In Vegas Women Were

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.