When I Was In College, I Was

First The Doctor Told Me The Good News: I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me.

In Talking To Girls I Could Never Remember The Right Sequence Of Things To Say. I'd Meet A Girl And Say, Hi, Was It Good For You Too? If A Girl Spent The Night, I'd Wake Up In The Morning And Then Try To Get Her Drunk.

Chaos In The Midst Of Chaos Isn't Funny, But Chaos In The Midst Of Order Is.

It's Horrible For Someone To Listen To Someone Learning Any Instrument - When I Was First Learning The Banjo, I Used To Have To Go Out And Sit In The Car, And Even In The Summertime I'd Have To Roll Up The Windows. Because You Just Couldn't Practice A Banjo Or A Fiddle With Other People Around. Unless They're Being Paid.

Unlike Ray Porter, His Love Is Fearless And Without Reservation.