When I Was Growing Up, They Had

I Was Playing Golf In Palm Springs And After A Round I Asked The Waitress In A Restaurant To Bring Me A Glass Of Iced Tea And Lemonade. A Lady Sitting Nearby Heard Me And Asked The Waitress To Bring Her A "palmer," Too. The Name Caught On And The Beverage Quickly Spread Around The Country.

If You Can See It, You Can Hit It And If You Can Hit It, You Can Hole It.

If You're Stupid Enough To Whiff, You Should Be Smart Enough To Forget It.

I've Been Wearing Hearing Aids For A Long Time. The Technology Available Now Is Simply Unbelievable. When I Compare The New Digital Products To What We Had 30 Years Ago, It's An Amazing Difference.... There Was A Time When I Couldn't Hear What Most People Said To Me, Most Of The Time. But With The Hearing Aids, I Understand Just About Everything ... It Really Is Very Impressive.

Players Need To Remember They Didn't Make Golf. Golf Made Them.