When I Was Growing Up And Listening

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

When Van Halen Started Out, There Was No Path To Fame. We Just Played What We Liked. Even Today It Always Comes Down To The Simplicity Of Rock And Roll.

I Have Pictures Of Me Sitting In The Racquetball Court In My Pajamas With An Acoustic Guitar, And Wolfgang Is Probably Just Two-and-a-half-feet Tall. I'll Never Forget The Day I Saw His Foot Tapping Along In Beat! I Knew Then, I Couldn't Wait For The Day I'd Be Able To Make Music With My Son. I Don't Know What More I Could Ask For.

It Makes Me Feel Kind Of Weird, But Obviously The Man Upstairs Gave Me Something And It Touches People, And I'm Just So Blessed.

I Started Doing All Kinds Of Weird Stuff On The Guitar, Which Became Part Of My Playing. I Started Doing Harmonics And Tapping On The Guitar And Pulling Off Strings And Doing All This Weird Stuff That No One Had Ever Done Before.