When I Was A Kid I Went

I'm Always In Situations Where You Can't Be Funny, And Yet I Want To Do It Anyway.

Most Of My Ideas Just Come Out Funny.

When You Travel, Specifically For Our Show, You Get Inspired By Rest Stops, Cracker Barrel. Middle-america People Are Perfect.

I Feel Like When You Do Twitter, Sometimes You Just Have An Idea And You Fire It Off And Don't Really Think Too Hard About The Consequences Of That. I Think My Reputation There Is As A Comedian And Not Someone To Be Taken Seriously. But I Like The Idea Of Getting Out False Information And Just Muddying Up The Story And Making It As Confusing And, You Know, Schizophrenic As Possible.

I Used To Work In An Office In New York For This Terrible Company, And We Used To Have Staff Meetings, And I Would Just Count How Many Times The Boss Would Use The Phrase "in Terms Of." And He Would Say It Like 30 Or 40 Times. And Sometimes He Would Just Say It. He'd Be Like, "uhh, In Terms Of, How Are We Doing With That?" I Realized Nobody Knows What They're Talking About. Everyone's Bullshitting. Maybe Not Everybody, But Certainly A Lot Of People.