George Carlin Is Brilliant With Words, And

The Very First Law In Advertising Is To Avoid The Concrete Promise And Cultivate The Delightfully Vague.

Repeat After Me. I Promise Not To Run Outside Of The House. I Promise Not To Run Inside Of The House. I Promise Not To Touch, Pick Up, Step On, Anything That Looks Interesting.

A Sail Boat That Sails Backwards Can Never See The Sun Rise.

'don't Worry About Senility', My Grandfather Used To Say.

I'm A Christian. But Muslims Are Misunderstood. Intentionally Misunderstood. We Should All Be More Like Them.