When I Was A Boy, I Was

Dogs Are Great Assets To Candidates, And The Feeling Seems To Be Engendered That If A Dog Loves The Candidate, He Can't Be All That Bad.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

When I Went South In The 1960s, I Knew I Could Die. If I Went Down There And Did What I Did Up In Chicago And Made All Of Those Hatin' White Folks Laugh, Then I Would Have Been Defeated.

I Would Never Teach A Child Of Mine To Be Kind To A Cop Who Would Shoot You In The Back Of The Head. I Would Never Have That Conversation Because Children Don't Hear What You Mean, They Hear What You Say.

No Being Should Be Killed. No Being Should Be Unloved.