No Being Should Be Killed. No Being

When I Was A Boy, I Was Taught Never To Use Insulting Expressions Like, 'i've Been Gypped,' Or, 'he Welshed On The Deal.'

Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

There's A God Force Inside Of You That Gives You A Will To Live.

Don't Have A High School Diploma? You're In My Cabinet. Why? For 200 Years, A Lot Of Cabinets Have Existed In Our Government. Powerful Men. Well-educated. So Let's Try Something Totally New.