When I Was A Boy I Was

Even If You Do Learn To Speak Correct English, Whom Are You Going To Speak It To?

We're All Killers At Heart . . . . I Have Never Taken Anybody's Life, But I Have Often Read Obituary Notices With Considerable Satisfaction.

I Knew That It Is Out Of The Question To Have Honest, Economical Government While A Few Are Inordinately Rich And The Great Mass Of Men Are Poor. In Fact, It Is To Be Doubted If Anything Really Worthwhile Can Be Done Until There Is A Fairer Distribution Of Wealth.

The Only Real Lawyers Are Trial Lawyers, And Trial Lawyers Try Cases To Juries.

Whenever I Hear People Discussing Birth Control, I Always Remember That I Was Fifth.